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Monday, February 2nd, 2009
7:43 pm - Facebook
Sean Shatto's mother requested me as a friend on Facebook, which now allows me to actually say to someone "I facebooked your mom last night". Thank you Shawn Chateau.

current mood: amused

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Tuesday, January 27th, 2009
4:41 pm - I'm an uncle!
Louis Oliver Morgan was born yesterday at 5:25 PM. 8 lbs 12 oz. 21.25 inches long. I get nervous holding him and have to leave the room when he cries, but that will get easier as I get used to babies in general.

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Thursday, January 3rd, 2008
9:00 pm - Obama wins Precinct 13 in Johnson County
Obama had over 50% of the supporters at precinct 13 democratic caucus. That gives him 2/4 delegates. Clinton and Edwards each receive one delegate. Yours truly is the 1st Alternate Delegate for Obama as well as a member of the Committee on Committees for the Democratic Party.

current mood: apathetic

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Saturday, September 22nd, 2007
11:05 pm
You're on my friends list. I'd like to know 27 things about you.

1. Do you have a tattoo?
2. How old are you?
3. Are you single or taken?
4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
5. Do you dream at night?
6. Ever seen a corpse?
7. George Strait or Jay Z?
8. How did we meet?
9. What's your philosophy on life and death?
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?
11. Do you trust the police?
12. Do you like Country music?
13. What is your fondest memory of me?
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
15. Would you cheat?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair?
21. Do you sing in the shower?
22. What's your favorite color?
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
25. What was your first impression of me?
26. Have you ever done drugs?
27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

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Monday, August 13th, 2007
5:37 pm - Zomg
It's my birthday!

Deep within the wall of time a creed shall thus be born.
See the mighty united with the egg of tyranny.
Check this force within the womb of life for three-quarter and nigh a year,
The creed shall thus be born. The creed shall thus be formed.

And every year raineth down
the celebratory tears.
A celebration of the years from the immortal sky.

A year of yeeeears...
A year of yeeeears...

Fifty-five bells…

…will chime,
when the heavens open up, and drink from the silver cup.
A creed shall thus be born. A creed shall thus be formed.

current mood: cheerful

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Monday, April 2nd, 2007
11:35 am - Sea Lord Morgan!
i just found out that the high admirals of the british navy are referred to as "Sea Lords". That is their formal title. Damn it, I also just realized that I can never become a Sea Lord as I'm not British...unless I can pull off the greatest guise of the century. Better than Jesus pretending to be the Lord, I will pretend to be British...too far? Perhaps...but what are you gonna do about it? Eh?

current mood: bored

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Monday, January 29th, 2007
10:56 am - Oh humidifier, you saved me again
So some of you may know that in the winter, when it is dry, static electricity can build up on your body and in the air around you. It is especially bad for me, considering I have naturally dry skin and sleep with a puffy down comforter. Last night, my room was a hub for probably all the static electricity in the house. My roomates would enter, and their hair would stand on end. It was pretty awesome. Then I got worried about my computer, so I turned on the humidifier to erase the static electricity, and lo and behold, this morn, not a hair as risen off my body. That is all

current mood: amused

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Saturday, December 30th, 2006
6:37 pm - from the journal of underwhelm, depressing
This Is My Life, Rated
Life:
4.7
Mind:
5.2
Body:
4.1
Spirit:
6.8
Friends/Family:
2.9
Love:
0
Finance:
5.2
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

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Thursday, December 21st, 2006
11:32 am - So we meet again Mr Bond...
So what happens first thing when I get to work?  I spy ginnydoll with my naked eye eating a piece of string cheese.  Now this wouldn't be such a big deal, but yesterday we had discourse over purchasing a box of string cheese and sharing it betwixt the two of us each week.  She scoffed at the idea and now has the nerve to each precious cheese in my face?  underwhelm, enforcement please?  No backup?  Ugh, fine I'll get my OWN damn cheese and eat it in HER face...

And why does no one in the office believe that I am a Dread Necromancer.  I have powers....for realz....I'm serious B.  Now, back to typing up a manual, which will be boring as hell, I promise.

EDIT:  Here's a secret....I don't even like cheese.  I just feel pressured by society to eat it because no one will believe that I secretly loathe it with every fiber of my being...uh oh, I think the universe is collapsing

In other news, I'm picking up wicked street cred because people mistake me for Borat.  Wait a second....

current mood: aggravated

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Thursday, December 7th, 2006
5:52 pm - Why?
Why am I more funny over the internet and over the phone? Why can't I be this clever in person, instead of acting like a braying jackass....go on say it: "Acting like?" Oh good one. You really got me. Morons...

current mood: horny

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Wednesday, November 8th, 2006
5:49 pm - I'm in today's Press Citizen
Don't look at it. Someone snuck a shot at me through a closed door at around 10 at night whilst I was re-running the Absentee ballots. Yeah, pretty much hell. Ask me questions, I'm too tired to write

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Monday, October 16th, 2006
12:08 am - dunno
what is expected of me....i just don't know anymore.

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Sunday, August 6th, 2006
11:38 pm
ABBA can sometimes make a bad day into a not-so-shitty day. especially this song. and i don't know why. i need to focus more on a few things, rather than try to do too much. i'm going to focus on getting this full time job, on part time school and pt job, and probably working out. yugioh too probably, will take a front seat, as my skills progress. it's wierd, the people that play, are really nice, and they understand. and i need to surround myself with more people who understand. my roomates are getting on my nerves, if you couldn't already guess. oh well. i only have to live with them, it's not like i have to be their best friends.

but again, maybe it's just all of us getting used to each other again. *crosses fingers*

i want to kiss you on the nape of your neck.

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Monday, July 3rd, 2006
11:37 am - Cuz Visola has my heart...


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Saturday, June 17th, 2006
7:36 pm
What do ya'll use to download music? I'm searching for a new P2P Client.

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Saturday, April 15th, 2006
11:51 am
so i'm pretty sure that the tornado was my fault. i was totally taunting that storm as it came in, and i don't know why. maybe i'm insane. i mean, who taunts a tornado? well, i did. and you know what it did? it jumped over me. i watched it hit Menards, and come my direction, then lift up, over my house and block, and the come back down over on riverside. i mean, wtf. i think the tornado snubbed me. :( talk about the ultimate snub. but really, who wants to be friends with a tornado anyway? they just leave messes when the come over, and NEVER offer to clean up. just so you all know, i named the tornado Tommy. and the rest of the tornados that were in iowa city are apart of his gang, the Bluster gang. Tommy and the Blusters. hmmmmmm. insane idea for a story....or maybe just insane.

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Tuesday, April 11th, 2006
11:26 pm




What Neon Genesis Evangelion character are you?

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Thursday, March 30th, 2006
2:05 pm
Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot...

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Thursday, March 9th, 2006
5:29 pm
the Wit
(57% dark, 26% spontaneous, 21% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK




You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.



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Thursday, January 26th, 2006
11:37 am - The Wheels on the Bus.....
Riding the Iowa City Transit can sometimes be a blessing. Today was such a day. I'm on the bus, and at this stop next to a church, a passle of young children get on from this Church daycare. So they ask everyone in the back to move up, and we do. This seats me across from this older lady who doesn't stop talking. She leans over to this other lady and starts talking about how she hates kids, how she used to be a teacher for 30 years until the kids became too annoying for her and she had to stop. She keeps complaining about the loud children in the back of the bus. This other lady just says "Well, that's what children do, be loud." So these two german exchange guys get on the bus, and one sits next to the lady. All of a sudden I hear:

"I used to be a farmer"
The german guy just looks away.
"My dad died and left us a shitload of shetland ponies"
Uncomfortable silence all around me...
"Yeah and we had cows that grazed....and chickens...chickens in the coop....and ducks, we had ducks too...."
Everyone just looks away
"Yeah I was a farmer for 10 years...a farmer"

And I was the only one on that bus that looked interested in what she had to say, but I think she didn't want to talk to me....what does that say about what I look like early in the morning on the bus. A crazy old lady doesn't want to talk to me. But then the phrase 'shitload of shetland ponies' comes to mind and i just laugh.

current mood: amused

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